you want TMI?

I’ll give you TMI….

Seriously, you want a key-chain with a startlingly accurate representation of what my vagina looks like?

Cause, you can totally have one.  You just gotta go enter my contest here.

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In other news, I have a migrane and my Very Sexy Panties are NOT helping (and by “Very Sexy” I mean one step up from period panties….I have a headache, leave me alone).  I don’t know why but but it keeps twisting itself up into weird origami animals in my crack which then irritates me which in turn makes my head hurt more.  Shit.

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Here’s some fun TMI for you as well:

(this is a phone conversation I had yesterday at the gym)

Me: Gyms R Us, how can I help you

Them: yea, I was in for a waxing yesterday and I have wax stuck in my belly button ring….

Me: ummmm weird?

Them: yea, what do I do?

Me: you come in and I get you the battery acid wax disolving solution.

Them: okay I’ll be right down.

So they come down….and procede to show me their waxy belly button ring…only it’s not waxy….it’s infected…and pussy….and ANGRY.

I threw up a little in my mouth.

Why the H E double hockey sticks  would she show me her disgustingly infected belly button? WHY?!?

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That same night I accidentally touched the toilet seat in the mens room.

It was not a good day.

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BUT you can have a good day and go enter my contest here.

(can you tell I like to pimp the vagina?  cause I so do…you can totally buy your own if you can’t wait to see if you win the contest…I won’t mind…and who knows, you might end up with TWO awesomely vaginal products for the price of one amazing fallopian themed item.  Science, I could talk about The Vag all day and not get tired of it.)

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Oh, if you want real TMI posts go check out LiLu’s page where they are freaking AWESOME with a capital Vulva-I mean A, with a capital A.  Though maybe you’ll get lucky and she’ll talk about vulvas…it’s not out of the realm of possibility.

~ by theblacktulip on 2009/07/09.